Well, this is vaguely like something out of one of the B-movies that play at extremely strange hours on weeknights... I'd rather not explain why I know that and that doesn't make it any less disgusting.

Does anyone require assistance against the zombies?

*There's the sound of someone walking.*

Leave the repairs to me and I'll catch up later. I don't know if you'll see this since you didn't answer your phone- it said it the number was in error. You'd better be alright once I can find you again; worry about yourself, okay?

*Pause. Tone is a little annoyed when she speaks again.*

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